Showing posts with label Abbreviation SMS Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Abbreviation SMS Jokes. Show all posts

Saturday, 5 May 2012

Mother is an abbreviation of

Happy Beloved Mother's Day
 
 "M" is for the million things she gave me,
"O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of purest gold,
"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
"R" means right, and right she'll always be.
 


Wednesday, 22 February 2012

English computer term SMS

if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,

if u save,u owe me a DATE,

if u return txt msg 2 me,

u OWE me All,

bt if u ignore,

U r MINe!

So wat will U do

if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,

if u save,u owe me a DATE,

if u return txt msg 2 me,

u OWE me All,

bt if u ignore,

U r MINe!

So wat will U do


Monday, 13 February 2012

Young or Old-English Friendship Lines


 
Far or ‘near’
u r my ‘dear’
Young or ‘old’
U r my ‘gold’
East or ‘west’
U r my ‘best’
Bold or ‘beauty’
U r my ‘sweety’
Start or ‘End’
u r my friend.


Wednesday, 1 February 2012

Bilawal to Dad

Bilawal to Dad

DAD?
ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya.

DAD.,..
hahahaha
BETA  daagh to chala jayega ye waqt phir nahi ayega..