Showing posts with label Pathan SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pathan SMS. Show all posts

Friday, 11 May 2012

Pathan Funny SMS Collection

Posted By: Unknown on 08:39
Pathan: Ye mObile tO Mujhe
Kangaal kAr dega..
Sardar: Q..?
.
.
Pathan: Baar baar dikhata hai
"Battrey Lo"
"Battrey Lo"
Ab tak 50 New Battery Le
chuka hOn:)
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Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh raha tha

Posted By: Unknown on 08:32
Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh raha tha k
Achanak ZOR ZOR se rone Laga
Dost: Piyar karta hy to Rota Q hy?
Pathan:
Spelling Ghalat ho Gaye:-
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Thursday, 1 March 2012

A Sardar was laughing

Posted By: Unknown on 06:46





A Sardar was laughing behind a Pathan at ATM Center.

HaHaHa I Have seen your Paswork.

Pathan: What is it?
Sardar: It's 4 Stars (****)

Pathan: HaHaHa
Wrong, It's 3384
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Friday, 17 February 2012

Geo pathan

Posted By: Unknown on 22:06
Akhbar main aya kay 50% pathan bewakof hotay hain….
Is par pathano nay hartaal ki…
Phir akhbar main aya kay 50% pathan bewakof nhe hotay…
To is par mamla thanda hogaya…
Geo pathan
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Biwi to her shohar….

Posted By: Unknown on 22:01
Biwi to her shohar….
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay….
Pathan replied…
O g kia pakaya hai….??
Wife replied…
….
….
Naswar kay koftay…
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Pathan

Posted By: Unknown on 21:56
Pathan:aaj hum nay paani ko ullu bana dia…
Friend:wo kaise…??
Pathan:o yara!
Subha hum nay pani garam kia
or
thanday pani sey naha lia….
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Wednesday, 15 February 2012

Sardar pathan aur Hathi

Posted By: Unknown on 03:22
Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…
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Pathan student:

Posted By: Unknown on 03:15
Pathan student:
Miss kya raat ko ap hamara mobile pe Call kr rhi thein?
Miss: No
pathan Studnt:
Kamal hai.
subha hamara Mobile py likha tha:
MISS Call'
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1 Pathan saari zindagi sochta raha

Posted By: Unknown on 03:03
1 Pathan saari zindagi sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Or
Sochte Sochte
Marr gaya
.
.
K agar meri behan k 3 bhai hein to mere 2 Q hen?
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Sunday, 18 December 2011

Doctor: Main Tumhaein aisi Medicine Doon ga

Posted By: Unknown on 08:40



Doctor:

Main Tumhaein aisi Medicine Doon ga,
keh Tum Phir Say Jawan Ho Jao Gay.

Pathan:
Aisa Zulam na Karna Dr. Sahib..

Hum ko Pension Milnay wali hai
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Wednesday, 14 December 2011

Gull Khan took admissions

Posted By: Unknown on 10:43



Gull Khan took admissions form From Peshawar University

and went to Islamabad to fill it.

Because 1st column of the form was to filled in CAPITAL.
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Sunday, 11 December 2011

Ek Pathan Doosay Pathan say:

Posted By: Unknown on 10:45
Ek Pathan Doosay Pathan say:
Yar koi aisa Gift bata jo seedha teri bhaabi kay
Dill Pay lagay

Doosra Pathan:
Yar Goli Maar day
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Teacher: 1876 ko Kya Hua tha?

Posted By: Unknown on 10:11
Teacher: 1876 ko Kya Hua tha?

Pathan: Nahi Pata.

Teacher: Stupid, Quaid-e-Azam Paida Huvay Thay.

1881 Ko Kya Hua Tha?

Pathan: Masha ALLAH,

Quaid-e-Azam 5 Saal kay Ho Gaye Thay. :-)
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Friday, 9 December 2011

Petrol pump pe likha tha

Posted By: Unknown on 05:47
Petrol pump pe likha tha;

"Don't use Mobile"

Pathan nay mobile nikala aur 

Sab friends ko call kar k kaha..

"Phone na karna main Petrol Pump pe hoon" :-)
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Wednesday, 7 December 2011

2 Pathano ko Bomb mila

Posted By: Unknown on 08:17
2 Pathano ko Bomb mila.


1st Pathan: Chal Police ko day Aaein.


2nd Pathan: Agar Bomb rastay main phat gay to???


1st Pathan: Jhoot bol dain gay k phata hia he mila tha. :-)
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Friday, 2 December 2011

2 Pathan Bank Lootnay gaye

Posted By: Unknown on 06:58
2 Pathan Bank Lootnay gaye,
Par Gun bhool gaye...


Phir Bhi Bank Loot liya...
Kaise ...????


Bank Manager Bhi Pathan Tha...
Bola: Gun Kal Dikha Jana...
Hum Ko Zuban Pe Aitibar Hai....:-)
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Saturday, 26 November 2011

1 Darya (River) k kinaray

Posted By: Unknown on 10:05
1 Darya (River) k kinaray
2 Sardar Chamach say darya main
Dahi daal rahay thay,
Pathan nay dekha to Poocha:
Yeh kya kar rahay ho ???
Sardar:
Hum log lassi bana rahay hain,
Pathan:
HAHAHAHAHA
O Pagal ka bacha log isi liye tum par
Lateefa(Jokes) banatay hain
Itna Lassi tumhara baap piye ga ??
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Thursday, 10 November 2011

1 Pathan ka hath machine mai aa kar katt gaya

Posted By: Unknown on 10:46
1 Pathan ka hath machine mai aa kar katt gaya
uskay Dost afsos karny k liye aaye, to kehny lagay:
Shukar hai k Tumhara "Seedha hath" nahi kata..
Warna tum khana kaise khaty...
Hath kis se milatay??

Pathan: Ye tum hamaray Dimagh ki Daad Do,
Aaya to hamara seedha hath hi tha,
Magar;
Hum nay foran hi kheench k Ulta hath de diya..:)
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Monday, 7 November 2011

Ek raat bht taiz barish mai..

Posted By: Unknown on 07:33
Ek raat bht taiz barish mai..
1 Pathan ne aik ghar ka darwaza knock kiya...or Poocha..
kya Aap Dhakka Laga Do Gay???
Andar Aadmi neendmai tha es liye inkaar kr diya..
par usay guilty feel hui,
Socha barish mai kabhi main bhi phans sakta hoon..
Wo utha or bahir ja kr bola.
.
"Kya Tumhein Abhi Bhi Dhakkay Ki Zarurat Hai???"
.
Aawaz aai: "HAAN"
.
Aadmi: Theek hai bhai,
Tum ho kahan?
Pathan: Kocha yahan
.
GARDEN MAIN DEKHO..
.
HUM JHOOLAY PER HAI...:) :) :)
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