Showing posts with label Sardar SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sardar SMS. Show all posts

Thursday, 31 May 2012

Latest Sardar Funny SMS Collection 2012

Posted By: Unknown on 04:57

Sardar ki beti: Abba kal apnay ghar se 1 banda kam ho jaye ga.
Agly din wo larki bhag gai.
Sardar: Kurri ne kam te changa nai keeta par hai najoomi c....
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Tuesday, 15 May 2012

Sardar sms collection 2012

Posted By: Unknown on 08:27

Sardar apni G.F sy: Tmny kitni classes paren hn ?
G.F: double m.a kia ha.
Sardar : kyun ik ty yaqen nae c ......
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Saturday, 12 May 2012

Sardar SMS

Posted By: Unknown on 10:22
Sardar: Tumne itne chhote-Chhote BaaL Kyun Katwaye? Pathan: Naayi k PaaS 20 rupee KhuLLe Nahi Thy To Maine Kaha: 20 Rupee Ke Aur Kaat Do..
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Latest Sardar SMS: Teacher: Bary Ho K Kya Banogy?

Posted By: Unknown on 10:18
Teacher: Bary Ho K Kya Banogy?
Sardar: Pilot
Teacher: Q?
Sardar: Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota
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Friday, 11 May 2012

Sardar SMS

Posted By: Unknown on 08:24
1 sardar road pr paidal chal raha tha k 1 bike wale ne pocha,
Sir Apko lift chahiye ?
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Sardar:Nhi Yr Mera Ghar Ground floor Pr Hy
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Saturday, 5 May 2012

Srdar bank me 5 hzar ka note jma krane gaya

Posted By: Unknown on 21:05
Srdar bank me 5 hzar ka note jma krane gaya
Cashier:
jnab ye 5 hzar ka note to nakli hy?
.
Srdar:
O kanjra
ay jma mere account wich hona ay
Tenu koi takleef?
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Saturday, 31 March 2012

Sardar Become April Fool

Posted By: Unknown on 10:38
Sardar ko ek Dost ne
1st April ko Ghar khane pe Bulaya, Ghar pe Tala tha.?
or bahir Likha tha.
Baiwkoof Bana lia..
Sardar ne nichay likh dia
MAIN AYA HI NAHIN
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Tuesday, 27 March 2012

Interviewer to Sardar

Posted By: Unknown on 07:48
Interviewer: Let me check your English...Tell me the opposite of good

Sardar: Bad

Interviewer: Come

Sardar: Go

Interviewer: Ugly

Sardar: Pichlli

Interviewer: PICHLLI?

Sardar: UGLY

Interviewer: Shut Up

Sardar: Keep Talking

Interviewer: Ok now stop it

Sardar: ok now carry on

Interviewer: Abay chup ho ja....chup ho ja....chup ho jaa

Sardar: Abe bolta reh....bolta rah....bolta reh

Interviewer: Are yaar

Sardaar: Are dushman

Interviewer: Get Out

Sardar: Come In

Interviewer: U r Rejected

Sardaar: I m selected...bale bale
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Thursday, 1 March 2012

A Sardar was laughing

Posted By: Unknown on 06:46





A Sardar was laughing behind a Pathan at ATM Center.

HaHaHa I Have seen your Paswork.

Pathan: What is it?
Sardar: It's 4 Stars (****)

Pathan: HaHaHa
Wrong, It's 3384
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Saturday, 25 February 2012

Sardar nay Purani Motorcycle pe

Posted By: Unknown on 08:18
Sardar SMS



Sardar nay Purani motorcycle ko 5, 5 k Noto'n say sajaya hua tha.


Dost: Ay ki ???


Sardar: Mainu Mechanic nay keya si...


Eday uttay Rupayye la theek ho jaye gi. :-)
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Friday, 17 February 2012

Geo pathan

Posted By: Unknown on 22:06
Akhbar main aya kay 50% pathan bewakof hotay hain….
Is par pathano nay hartaal ki…
Phir akhbar main aya kay 50% pathan bewakof nhe hotay…
To is par mamla thanda hogaya…
Geo pathan
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Wednesday, 15 February 2012

Sardar pathan aur Hathi

Posted By: Unknown on 03:22
Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…
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1 Pathan saari zindagi sochta raha

Posted By: Unknown on 03:03
1 Pathan saari zindagi sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Or
Sochte Sochte
Marr gaya
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K agar meri behan k 3 bhai hein to mere 2 Q hen?
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Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Oye Ullu Ke Patte

Posted By: Unknown on 21:56
Interviewer :
When Is Your Birthday

Sardar :
13th Oct

Interviewer :
Which Year ?

Sardar :
Oye Ullu Ke Patte
Every Year
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Monday, 12 December 2011

Aik Jin Sharab Peenay Kay Liye

Posted By: Unknown on 10:15


Aik Jin Sharab Peenay Kay Liye

Insaan K Roop Main Aayaa..

12 Glass Pee Gaya.

Sardar: Tenu Chardi nahi?

Jin: Main Jin Hoon.

Sardar: Lay Char Gai Kanjar Noo!
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Sunday, 11 December 2011

Aik Sardar Cold Drinks ki Shop Pe

Posted By: Unknown on 09:52
Aik Sardar Cold Drinks ki Shop Pe gaya Or Dukan'daar Say Bola!
Aik Pepsi Bottle Kholo Bhai.
Dukandaar nay khol di.

Phir kaha Aik 7UP Bhi Kholo
Dukan'daar nay Khol di.

Phir kaha Ek Sprite Bottle Bhi Kholo
Dukaan'daar nay khol di.

Phir Kaha Aik Mountain Dew ki Bottle Bhi Kholo
Dukaan'Daar Ghussay ho gaya or Bola:
Tu kon Sii Piye ga???

Sardar: Bhai jaan! Peeni Tay koi  Nahi,
Buss Botlaan Di
"Thusssss"
"Thussss" Bari Pasand Aay....:-)
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Thursday, 1 December 2011

Ship Doob raha tha...

Posted By: Unknown on 10:42
Ship Doob raha tha...
Angraiz: Yahan say Zameen kitni door hai?

Sardar: 1 Kilometer...

Angraiz nay samundar main Jump laga kar Pucha,
"Kis Taraf ?"

Sardar: Nichay ki Taraf...:-)
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Saturday, 26 November 2011

1 Darya (River) k kinaray

Posted By: Unknown on 10:05
1 Darya (River) k kinaray
2 Sardar Chamach say darya main
Dahi daal rahay thay,
Pathan nay dekha to Poocha:
Yeh kya kar rahay ho ???
Sardar:
Hum log lassi bana rahay hain,
Pathan:
HAHAHAHAHA
O Pagal ka bacha log isi liye tum par
Lateefa(Jokes) banatay hain
Itna Lassi tumhara baap piye ga ??
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Sardar ki Bivi Pyar say boli:

Posted By: Unknown on 09:14
Sardar ki Bivi Pyar say boli:
Jaanu !
Tussi Hazaara'n wichon ek ho.
Sardar nay mouh pe Mukka Maara,
Or Bola:
Baki 999 Kon Nay ? :-)
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Tuesday, 22 November 2011

Teacher to sardar

Posted By: Unknown on 07:15
Teacher:
English mai wazahat karo k
"Dukh hamesha sath rehta hai,
Magar
Khushi aati jati rehti hai".

Sardar:
My wife is always with me
But
Her sister come and goes.
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