Catch her by her waist
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
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Have a Nice PEPSI drink!
Showing posts with label Urdu Funny SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Urdu Funny SMS. Show all posts
Thursday, 14 June 2012
Latest funny sms message
Posted By:
Unknown
on 08:29
Thak
Thak
Thak.
G Kon?
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain.
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?"
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain"
(hm)
Thak
Thak.
G Kon?
Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?
Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain.
Acha..!!
Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?"
Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,
Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain"
(hm)
Tuesday, 15 May 2012
Sardar sms collection 2012
Posted By:
Unknown
on 08:27
Sardar apni G.F sy: Tmny kitni classes paren hn ?
G.F: double m.a kia ha.
Sardar : kyun ik ty yaqen nae c ......
Saturday, 12 May 2012
Sardar SMS
Posted By:
Unknown
on 10:22
Sardar: Tumne itne chhote-Chhote BaaL Kyun Katwaye? Pathan: Naayi k PaaS 20 rupee KhuLLe Nahi Thy To Maine Kaha: 20 Rupee Ke Aur Kaat Do..
Molvi SMS Collection
Posted By:
Unknown
on 10:19
دنیا کی سب سے طاقتور شےآگ ہے جولوہے کوبھی پگھلا دیتی ہے،آگ سے طاقتورپانی جوآگ کوبجھا دیتاہے، پانی سے طاقتورانسان جواسے پی جاتا ہے، انسان سے طاقتورموت جواسےکھاجاتی ہے، موت سے طاقتورصدقہ جوموت کوٹال دیتاہے اورصدقےسے طاقتورہے مولوی جوصدقہ بھی کھاجاتاہے. {جیومولوی}
Friday, 11 May 2012
Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh raha tha
Posted By:
Unknown
on 08:32
Pathan apne hath pe Blade se LARKI ka naam Likh raha tha k
Achanak ZOR ZOR se rone Laga
Dost: Piyar karta hy to Rota Q hy?
Pathan:
Spelling Ghalat ho Gaye:-
Sunaihri Baatain
Posted By:
Unknown
on 08:13
Sunaihri Baatain.
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1.Kisi Ky Ghar Janay Se Pehly Light Ki Timing Puch Lan"
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2.Waqt Ki Pabandi wapda Walon Se Sekhain
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3.Acha mehmaan wo hy jo apna hath wala Pankha Sath laey"
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"4.Agr Kisi Se Dosti Karo To Daikh Lo Un Ky Pas Generator Ya U.P.S Hy"
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"5.Azeem hy Woh Dost Jo ApKo emrgency light gift kry
Saturday, 5 May 2012
Srdar bank me 5 hzar ka note jma krane gaya
Posted By:
Unknown
on 21:05
Srdar bank me 5 hzar ka note jma krane gaya
Cashier:
jnab ye 5 hzar ka note to nakli hy?
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Srdar:
O kanjra
ay jma mere account wich hona ay
Tenu koi takleef?
see more sms on sardar
Indian 2 Pakistani
Posted By:
Unknown
on 21:02
Indian 2 Pakistani :
Tum log t.v pay
I.P.L k matches dekh kr jaltay ho na?
Pakistani:
hahahahaha
Ponki jaa,
Sadii light e nhi aandi...!
Saturday, 7 April 2012
wo exam mein betha dosto
Posted By:
Unknown
on 04:01
Wo Exam Mein Betha Dosto'n K Muunh Hi Dekhta Reh Gaya
"Faraz"
Kyun K Usne Khud Hee Kaha Tha K
"Mujh Per 1 Ehsan Karna, K Mujh Per Koi Ehsan Na Karna" =P =D
"Faraz"
Kyun K Usne Khud Hee Kaha Tha K
"Mujh Per 1 Ehsan Karna, K Mujh Per Koi Ehsan Na Karna" =P =D
Monday, 5 March 2012
Ladki Patane Ka Formula
Posted By:
Unknown
on 22:27
Ladki Patane Ka Formula,
New Ladki Patane Ka Formula Latest Ladki Patane Ka Formula Best Ladki Patane Ka Formula
Formula no.1 Ladki ko pehale deko aur jab vo apko deke to usse ishara maro ki uske gaal par kuch hai, aur jab vo gaal ko saaf kare to isshare se bolo is gaal par nahi baju k gaal par hai, This is best formula in the World TRY IT.
Formula no.2- Ladkiya agar grup me ho to ap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rhe, aisa krne se wo bhi ap k taraf attract ho jayegi.Formula
no.3 – Ladkiyo se jab...
New Ladki Patane Ka Formula Latest Ladki Patane Ka Formula Best Ladki Patane Ka Formula
Formula no.1 Ladki ko pehale deko aur jab vo apko deke to usse ishara maro ki uske gaal par kuch hai, aur jab vo gaal ko saaf kare to isshare se bolo is gaal par nahi baju k gaal par hai, This is best formula in the World TRY IT.
Formula no.2- Ladkiya agar grup me ho to ap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) hi dekhte rhe, aisa krne se wo bhi ap k taraf attract ho jayegi.Formula
no.3 – Ladkiyo se jab...
Monday, 27 February 2012
Serious Comedy
Posted By:
Unknown
on 04:00
Serious Comedy:
Girl:
Ma tmhain apna dil nhi de skti.
Boy:
Ma itni ooper ka soch bhi nhi raha
Jin ko smjh aya forward kr den baki bachay pogo channal dakhain.
Girl:
Ma tmhain apna dil nhi de skti.
Boy:
Ma itni ooper ka soch bhi nhi raha
Jin ko smjh aya forward kr den baki bachay pogo channal dakhain.
Sunday, 19 February 2012
Boy to Girlfriend
Posted By:
Unknown
on 23:26
Boy Apni Girlfriend Se:-
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
Yu Mat Kheench Tu Mujhe Apni Taraf Sanam..
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Branded T-Shirt hai..
Phat Gayi to Bahut Pitegi, Maa kasam..!!
Yeh ladki
Posted By:
Unknown
on 23:26
Yeh ladki
Uffff
Ya Allah
ItnI sundar
Haye
ItnI smart
Oye hoye
ItnI mast
Haye main mar janwan
ItnI cute
Itni IntellIgent
ItnI lovable
Aur kItnI sweet hai
WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de
Uffff
Ya Allah
ItnI sundar
Haye
ItnI smart
Oye hoye
ItnI mast
Haye main mar janwan
ItnI cute
Itni IntellIgent
ItnI lovable
Aur kItnI sweet hai
WARNING: Iss msg ke sabhi shabd farzii hai.
Inka hamari duniya se koi talaq nahi hai.
eslia aisi chizon par dhyan na de
Friday, 17 February 2012
\”Wife\” is a \”Nife\”
Posted By:
Unknown
on 21:59
Knowlidge is 4 life..
Life is 4 wife
But wife is nife..
Which cuts ur life..
S0 never ch0se ur wife..
In c0llige life..
Wednesday, 15 February 2012
Pathan student:
Posted By:
Unknown
on 03:15
Pathan student:
Miss kya raat ko ap hamara mobile pe Call kr rhi thein?
Miss: No
pathan Studnt:
Kamal hai.
subha hamara Mobile py likha tha:
MISS Call'
Miss kya raat ko ap hamara mobile pe Call kr rhi thein?
Miss: No
pathan Studnt:
Kamal hai.
subha hamara Mobile py likha tha:
MISS Call'
1 Pathan saari zindagi sochta raha
Posted By:
Unknown
on 03:03
1 Pathan saari zindagi sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Or
Sochte Sochte
Marr gaya
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K agar meri behan k 3 bhai hein to mere 2 Q hen?
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Sochta raha
Or
Sochte Sochte
Marr gaya
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K agar meri behan k 3 bhai hein to mere 2 Q hen?
India will lose
Posted By:
Unknown
on 03:00
Guys sb mil kr pray kro ka
“Tendulkar century na kare” han 90?
main out ho jaiay to chalay ga.
Agr Aus na century ki to phr India will lose.
“Tendulkar century na kare” han 90?
main out ho jaiay to chalay ga.
Agr Aus na century ki to phr India will lose.
Wednesday, 1 February 2012
Bilawal to Dad
Posted By:
Unknown
on 22:03
Bilawal to Dad
DAD?
ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya.
DAD.,..
hahahaha
BETA daagh to chala jayega ye waqt phir nahi ayega..
DAD?
ap ki harkaton ne to khandaan ki izzat par daagh laga diya.
DAD.,..
hahahaha
BETA daagh to chala jayega ye waqt phir nahi ayega..
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