Cup Main Se Chamach Nikal Liya Karain

Mareez (Doctor se): main jub bhi chaye pita hon tou meri aankh main dard honay lagta hai.
Doctor: Chaye peenay se pehle cup main se chamach nikal liya karain.

Aik bacha ro raha tha.. baap ne ronay ka sabab pucha tou bola:
"1 rupaya dain tou bataon ga"
Baap ne jaldi se rupaya diya aur kaha
"batao kyoun ro rahay thay?"
Baitay ne chup hotay howe jawab diya
"Is rupay ke liye hi ro raha tha."

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Catch her by her waist Latest Funny sms

Catch her by her waist
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
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Have a Nice PEPSI drink!

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Khaali jaam liye baithe ho

Khaali jaam liye baithe ho,un aankhon ki baat karo,
Raat bahut hai, pyaas bahut hai, Baarsaton ki baat karo,

Jo peekar mast huey hain un ke ziker se kya hasil
Jin tak jaam nahin pahuncha hai un pyaason ki baat karo

Chup rehney se kut na sakegi saadiyon lambi raat yahan,
Jin yaadon se dil roshan hai, un yaadon ki baat karo

Phir palkon par jugnu chamke,aankhon mein ghata si lehrai
Thandi hawa ka ziker karo, Kuch bheegi ruton ki baat karo

Raat bahut hai, pyaas bahut hai, Baarsaton ki baat karo,
Khaali jaam liye baithe ho, un aankhonki baat karo..

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“Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat hai”

Wo keh gaya hai “Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat hai”
Ussay kiya maloom ye lafzon main adda nahi hot

 see more Latest urdu Ghazal SMS

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Mein Ke Seharye Mohabbat Ka Musafar tha FARAZ

tha jinhein za.,am latest sms in urdu by urdu sms center

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Har Ek Sawal Ka

Har ek sawal ka usko jawab kya deti?
Main apni zaat ka usko hisab kya deti?
Jo ek lafz ki khushbu na rakh saka mehfooz!
Mai us ke hath mein puri kitab kya deti?

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Nawaza jo kuch bhi mere Khuda ne mujhe…

Nawaza jo kuch bhi mere Khuda ne mujhe,
Peechey waseela mere sarkaar ka hai,

Gaye jo aap “Sidratul-Muntaha” se bhi agey,
Rutbaa kitna ooncha mere sarkaar ka hai,

Ghulami-e-Rasool mein baha de gaye lahuu bhi apna,
Mera jism, Meri rooh, Sabhi mere sarkaar ka hai..

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DEVDAS Of 2012..

 DEVDAS Of 2012..
Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!
Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do!
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do!
Aur
Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!

Bhehar Ki Gali Main Paan Ki Dukan
Devdas Ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan
Devdas Ne Khilaya Paro Ko Paan
Khake Paan Paro Boli
Shukriya Bhai Jan..

Khusbu Ne Phool Ko Khas Banaya,
Phool Ne Matti Ko Khas Banaya,
Chahat Ne Mohabat Ko Khas Banaya,
Kambakhat Mohabat Ne Kitno Ko
“DEVDAS” Banaya…

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Brsaat ki bheegi raaton me phir koi suhani yaad i

Brsaat ki bheegi raaton me phir koi suhani yaad i
Kuch apna zamana yaad aya kuch teri Kahani yaad i
Ikraar kya tha tumne b
k mjhe tumse muhbt h
Lo bethe bithay aaj hume wo baat purani yaad i
Hm bhool chuke the kisi ne hume dunya me akela chor dya
Jb ghor kya to ik surt
Jani pehchani yaad i
Kuch paon k chaale kuch aansu,kuch sapne or kuch tanhai,
Us bichre huwe humraahi ki har ek nishani yaad Aa

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latest sms

Laakh Chaha k TUjey Bhool Jaon Par.. ''''
Hosley Apni Jaga,
Be-Bassi Apni Jaga..

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YEH AAINE JO TUMHE KAM PASAND KARTE HAIN

 

YEH AAINE JO TUMHE KAM PASAND KARTE HAIN
INHE KHABHAR HAI TUMHE HUM PASAND KARTE HAIN

TUMHE KHUDA NE ZAMANE MEIN NAZEEN KIYA

MERI NAZAR NE TUMHE AUR BHI HASEEN KIYA
TERE BAGAIR SAFAR KIYA HAI RASTA KIYA HAI
HUM AASHIQO KO ZAMANE SE WASTA KIYA HAI
KE HUM TO AAP KO JANAM PASAND KARTE HAIN
IS LIYE TUMHE MAUSAM PASAND KARTE HAIN
YEH AAINE JO TUMHE KAM PASAND KARTE HAIN
INHE KHABHAR HAI TUMHE HUM PASAND KARTE HAIN
KAREEB AAO KE BHAR LEIN TUMHE NIGHAAO MEIN
TUMHE SAMAAIT LEIN IN BEKARAAR BAAHAO MEIN
HAI KON AISA JISE DHAKHANO MEIN BAND KARE
TUMHI BATAO TUMHE KUYE NA HUM PASAND KARE
KE PYAAS LOG SHABNAAM PASAND KARTE HAIN
KOI KARE NA TUMHE HUM PASAND KARTE HAIN
YEH AAINE JO TUMHE KAM PASAND KARTE HAIN
INHE KHABHAR HAI TUMHE HUM PASAND KARTE HAI

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Wo muje Mehandi lage hath dikha k Roi

Wo muje Mehandi lage hath dikha k Roi
Me kisi or ki hn bs itna bta kr Roi
Umer bhar ki judai ka khayal aya tha shayad
Wo muje pass apne dair tak bitha kr Roi

Ab k na sahi zaroor hashar main milain ge
Yakja hone k dilase dila kar Roi
Kabi kehti thi k main nae G paon gi tumhare bin
Aur aaj phr wo ye baat dohra k Roi

Mujh se zayda bicharne ka ghum usey tha
Waqt-e-rukshat wo mujhe seenay se laga kr Roi
Main be-kasoor hn,Qudrat ka faisla hai yeh
Lipat k mujh se bus wo itna bta kr Roi

Mujh pe ik kurab ka toofan ho geya hai
Jb mere samne mere khat jala kr Roi
Meri nafrat or adawat pighal gai ik pal main
Wo be-wafa hai to ku mujhe rula kr Roi

Sb shikwe mere ik pal main badal gae
Jheel si ankhon main jb Ansu saja kr Roi
Kese us ki Mohabbat per shaq karen hum SAGAR
Bari mehfil me wo muje gale laga k Roi

Wo muje Mehndi lage hath dikha kr Roi
Wo muje Mehndi lage hath dikha kr Roi

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Wohi Takrar Lafzon Ki

Wohi Takrar Lafzon Ki

Wohi Andeshey Furqat K

Wohi Anjan si Dastk

Wohi Hr Baat Py Ranjish

Wohi Hr Baat Py Lrna

Wohi Apni Kitaabon Mein

Gulaabi Titliyaan Rakhna

Wohi Be-Maani Baaton Mein

Hamara Zikr Le Aana

Wohi Muskaan Dheemi si

Wohi Kuch Bolti Ankhein

Wohi Chup Chaap Sa Lehja

Wohi Be-Chain si Halchal

Wohi Kehne Se Kuch Darna

Wohi Saaye Se Ghabrana

Sabhi Aasaar Kehte Hain

Usay Mujh se Mohabbat Hy…
Use mujh se muhbt h..
SAQI

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*. . .Sachay Jazbay. . .*

GAr Main
KaMOsh HOn pAL pAL,

MaaT
Yeh SamAjhna,

Mere Dil MEin
Baat Nai,

Seenay Mein JaZbaat
Nai,

Aur Jazb’ON
Ka Paas Nai,

In KamOsh Lab’On Mein PehnAa,

KyAA Koi MafhOom Nai,

Dil Hai
MerA Ek SaMaNdar,

Pyaar BharA Hai Jis
Ke Andar,

Rag Rag Mein Hai Teri Khushboo,

Nas Nas Mein Hai Teri KhusHboo,

Tu Hi Basa
Hai Mann Ke ANdar,

Liken Yeh SAb Kaise
Keh Dun,

Mere JazbaY,

SachaY JazbAY,

SachaY JazbaY,
SachaY JazbaY,

Mera Dil Bas Yeh
KehtA Hai,

Sach, KirNo Jaisa

Mehake Mehake PhOOL
Jaisa,

Lafz UnKi Pechan
Nai

Aur Zuban Mehraaj
NAi

SachaY JazbaY,
SachaY JazbaY,

Lafzo’n Ke Mutaaj Nai,

Lafzo’n Ke Mutaaj Nai. . .*

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Labon ki sersarahat se.

Labon ki sersarahat se.
badan k choor hony tak.
Main tujh ko is tarah chahoon.
K meri saans ruk jaye.
Khataon par khata’ain hon.
Na ho kuch baat kehne ko.
Main tujh main yoon sama jaoun.
K meri saans ruk jaye.
Na himmat tujh main ho baqi.
Na himmat mujh main ho baqi.
Magar itna qareeb aaoun.
K meri saans ruk Jaye.
Tere honton pe jab rakhoon.
Main apny hont kuch aise.
Ya teri pyaas bujh jaye.
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe

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Student

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

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Satia nhi krty

 

jo krty hae Mobhat wo kbi satia nhi krty
Daty hae jan mgr azmia nhi krty
Hr hal me rakhty hae Mobhat ka bram ksi kkhany py chor jia nhi krty
Aik br jo kr lyte hae wada any ka showloo py chal k aa jaty hae kbraia nhi krty
Hum to hae wafa k adi jo khaty hae kr guzrty hae

LanghaKhan>>>>>>>

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chal chlte hain us paar sanamChal Chlte Hain Us Paar Sanam Jaha Lehron ki Khmoshi Ho Jahan Sanson Ki Madhoshi Ho Jahan Jzbon Ki Behoshi Ho Jahan Ankhon Se Srgoshi Ho Chal Chlte Hain Us Paar Sanam Ik Nai Aas Lganay Ko Ik Dil Ki Aag bujhane Ko Ik Doje Me Kho Jane Ko Ik Pal K Naam Ho jane ko Chal Chlte Hain Us Paar SaNam Jahan Aasan Sari Rahain Hon Jahan Ik Doje ki Bahain Hon Jahan LabPe Sard Si Aahain Ho Jahan pyar Ki kuch Pnahain Ho Chal Chlte Hain Us paar Sanam...

Chal Chlte Hain Us Paar Sanam
Jaha Lehron ki Khmoshi Ho
Jahan Sanson Ki Madhoshi Ho
Jahan Jzbon Ki Behoshi Ho
Jahan Ankhon Se Srgoshi Ho
Chal Chlte Hain Us Paar Sanam
Ik Nai Aas Lganay Ko
Ik Dil Ki Aag bujhane Ko
Ik Doje Me Kho Jane Ko
Ik Pal K Naam Ho jane ko
Chal Chlte Hain Us Paar SaNam
Jahan Aasan Sari Rahain Hon
Jahan Ik Doje ki Bahain Hon
Jahan LabPe Sard Si Aahain Ho
Jahan pyar Ki kuch Pnahain Ho
Chal Chlte Hain Us paar Sanam...

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benaam musafir hoon

Benaam musafir hoon,

be naam safar mera,

Kis rah nikal jaon,

kuch keh nahi sakta..

Be naam meri manzil hy.

be naam thikana hy.

kis dar py main ruk jaon,

kuch keh nahi sakta.

Iss paar to roshan hy sara mera rasta,

Us paar andhera ho,

Kuch keh nahi sakta.

Tinkay ki tarah main bhi beh jaon samandar mein,

mil jaiy ga kinara,

kuch keh nahi sakta..

Mil jaiy gi tabeer mery khwaboon ki aik din,

Ya khawab Bikhar jaen,

Kuch keh nai sakta...

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aankhain khuab dekhti hain

Aankhain khuab dekhti hain
Kisi say mil janey ka
Ya khud ko kho denay ka
Tanha reh janay ka
Khud ko aar denay ka,
Chahat haar denay ka

Aankhain khuab dekhti hain

Bichray huye lamhon ka
Kisi raastay per mil janay ka
Zakhmon kay sil janey ka
Zamanay kay guzer janay ka
Khuab kay hasil ki haqeeqat ka
Haqeeqat ka khuwab main tehleel honay ka
Bikhray khuabon ki takmeel ka
Tum to khud ik khuwab ho
Husn ka, jawani ka
Ik dard bhari kahani ka...

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