Showing posts with label Wife SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wife SMS. Show all posts

Friday, 11 January 2013

Mehmaan Mujhse Ganay Ki Farmayesh Karain sms

Posted By: Unknown on 04:50
Begum party main janay ke l!ye tayar hotay waqt apne shohar se keht! ha!.
Agar mehman mujh se ganay ki farmaesh karain tou main kya k@r0n.
Shohar: Tum gana suna dena inhain khud apni ghalti ka khanyaza bhugatna paray ga.
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Tuesday, 15 May 2012

Latest information: SMS

Posted By: Unknown on 08:16

Latest information:-)
Sciencetist ka kehna ha k wife se pyar ki batain krne se:-
1.Mintly fresh rehta ha.
2.Heart attack k khatrat 80% kum hu jate hain.
3.Zindagi purlutf hu jati hai.
4.Admi sara din kush gawar mood me rehta hai.
5.Jism me blood 10% ka izafa hu ta hai.
Ek shart ha k:-
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Wife ap ki apni na ho.
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Lates Wife Husband SMS

Posted By: Unknown on 08:07

Wife: Dekh lena, tumheiN dozakh meiN bhi jagah nahiN milay gi.
Husband: Theek hai, maiN har jagah tumharay saath jaana bhi nahiN chahta...:-D
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Friday, 11 May 2012

Haakim e shehr ne elan karwaya k tamam shadi shuda mard Very Funny SMS

Posted By: Unknown on 08:38


Haakim e shehr ne elan karwaya k tamam shadi shuda mard 2 lines me khre honge ek line me wo jo bivi se darte hen or ek me wo jo bivi se nhi darte.
Bivi se darne walon ki lambi line thi
Jab k bivi se na darne walon ki line me sirf ek admi tha.
Haakim is admi k pas aya or use shabash di or pucha: ap ye kese samajhte hen k ap bivi se nhi darte?
Us ne jawab dia:
'maloom nhi bivi keh kar gai he k is line me khare raho :)
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Wife Husband SmS

Posted By: Unknown on 08:12
Wife: Ap mujhe talaaq bi de dein tb bi mei ghar k darwaze pe beth jaongi
mgr
ap se door kbi nhi jaoungi suna ap ne!
Husband: Zanani ban Zanani
Gillani na ban.!
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Friday, 17 February 2012

Biwi to her shohar….

Posted By: Unknown on 22:01
Biwi to her shohar….
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay….
Pathan replied…
O g kia pakaya hai….??
Wife replied…
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Naswar kay koftay…
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\”Wife\” is a \”Nife\”

Posted By: Unknown on 21:59
c0llige is 4 knowlidge..
Knowlidge is 4 life..
Life is 4 wife
But wife is nife..
Which cuts ur life..
S0 never ch0se ur wife..
In c0llige life..
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Sunday, 18 December 2011

Tum to Kehtay thay Shadi k baad bhi

Posted By: Unknown on 08:31
Wife:
Tum to Kehtay thay Shadi kay Baad Bhi Tum  Mujhy bohot Pyar karo gay...

Husband:
Mujhy kya pata tha kay Tumhari Shaadi Mujh Say Hi ho jae gi.
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Friday, 16 December 2011

Wife Shopping kar k aai

Posted By: Unknown on 06:37
Wife Shopping kar k aai
Husband nay Darwaza Khola

Wife:
Yeh Box Utha lo.

Husband:
Es main Zaroor Mere Khanay ki Koi Cheez ho gi??

Wife:
Haan!!
Mere Jootay hian; :P :P
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Monday, 12 December 2011

A Man Got Taweez to control his wife.

Posted By: Unknown on 04:45






A Man Got Taweez to control his wife.
After 1 Month he reports to Peer.

"No Change in Wife.
But Neighbor's wife is in Control"

Peer: Its Called "Side Effect"
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Friday, 2 December 2011

A husband Was Searching These Words on Google;

Posted By: Unknown on 07:45
A husband Was Searching These Words on Google;


How to Handle a Wife...
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Google Search Result:
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"WE = ARE = ALSO = SEARCHING" :-))
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Monday, 28 November 2011

Wife: Suno ji!

Posted By: Unknown on 09:01
Wife: Suno ji!
Doctor nay mujhy aik mahenay k aaram k liye
Beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayein gay??


Husband: Doosray Doctor k pass.!
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Saturday, 26 November 2011

"Classic Insult"

Posted By: Unknown on 09:25
"Classic Insult"

Wife:
"Tum Poori dunya mai bhi dhoondo to
Mujh jaisi nahi milay gi..."

Husband:
"Tum kya samajhti ho, main doosri bhi
Tum jaisi dhoondo ga?"
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I you think your Mom, Dad, Teacher

Posted By: Unknown on 09:12
I you think your Mom, Dad, Teacher, Boss are
Strict and harsh with you.....
Wait For a Wife..
You would love them all. ;-)
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