Friday, 11 January 2013

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Funny Urdu Jokes 2014 Khana Hazir Ho Jaye Ga

1: Baap apne sust aur kahil betay se: ab tumhare liye aisa intezam kar doun ga keh button dabatay hi tumhare samne har cheez hazir ho jaye gi. Jesay hi batan dabao gey tumhare samne khana hazir ho jaye ga button dabatay hi kapre ajayain gey, button dabatay hi jotay tumhare samne ajayain gey. Button dabatay hi.....
Lekin "Dady!" larkay ne baap ki baat kattay howe kaha:
ye button dabaye ga kon?

2: Ustad: (Larkay se) Tumhara sare ka sara mazmoon ghalat hai.
Main tumhare walid se shikayat karon ga.
Larka: Janab ne mazmoon mere walid hi ne tou likha hai.




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